January 2011
“Relationships just can’t stay the same, can they? Can’t always be...”
– Pandora
Physics, please!
Pak Sardjito: Di Inggris kan sistemnya beda ya. Di kita contohnya 37˚ Celcius, kalo di mereka pake Fahrenheit. Tapi angka-angkanya pun beda. Jadi jangan kaget kalo di Inggris liat ramalan cuaca besok suhunya 90˚
Sheila: GILA!
Aku: (dalem hati) Mmmmpfffffthuahauahahauahahaha!
Pak Sardjito: Tuh kan, "gila" katanya. 90˚ disini tuh maksudnya 90˚ Fahrenheit.
Desy: (ngeliat ke aku lagi cengengesan sendiri) Hahahahaa Gi!
Aku: Hahahahaha plis atuh Des..
“Sheila bukanlah manusia. Sheila bukanlah setan. Sheila hanyalah gumpalan lemak....”
– Tri
“Beranak enam dalam kubur”
– Tri
The headless horseman was often seen here. An old man who did not believe in ghosts told of meeting the headless horseman coming from his trip into the Hollow. The horseman made him climb up behind. They rode over bushes, hills, and swamps. When they reached the bridge, the horseman suddenly turned into a skeleton. He threw the old man into the brook and sprang away over the treetops with a clap...
giannacharissa: Micang tolong hahahahahahaa aduh mamaaaa...!!!!!! :(
pranandasurya: Kenapa lagi?
giannacharissa: Gapapa. Mau tau aja.
pranandasurya: Hahaha somplak
pranandasurya: Idih kamu sendiri juga tadi yg minta tolong
Cheesy. Silakan dip nachos disini.
Ah. Tsebel sekali. Kenapa coba… Karena aku kangen, setelah rasanya sejuta abad ngga ngobrol eh akirnyaa kamu muncul! Obrolan di awal bermakna, tapi makin lama makin sampah. Terus kamu bikin aku kesel dan rasanya…ergh abominasi skaleh. Tapi sebelnya kamu tau aja cara bikin aku seneng lagi. Tau ngga. Aku ngeliat teks ini sebagai super duper cheesy sampe aku pengen muntahin paru-paru...
“I didn’t eat for three days so I could be lovely”
– Cassie Ainsworth
Offensive
Aku: Geh, no offense ya, but you remind me of Peter Griffin
Geha: Aaaaah! :(
Dio: HAHAHAHA
“My mom is a wicked witch and my pop is a psycho geek,but hmm I love them”
– @kanshkas
“Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I’ll give you a hint. It’s in...”
– Stewie Griffin
“Well, I’d love to stay and chat, but you’re a total bitch”
– Stewie Griffin
“You mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.”
– Eames, Inception (via fashionchief)
“Ok lady”
“Nilai kimia aku naik loh, dari belasan jadi empat puluh”
– Ghazialdy
